This episode is all about cliques, which means all the contestants talk about their high school years, and as you might expect, all the guys felt like outsiders who were mocked all the time. Oh really? Someone mocked
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It's a totally high school challenge when the contestants must design a graphic t-shirt for a potential student body president that appeals to a specific clique. In proving that these people know nothing about teenagers, all the cliques are the most stereotypical ones you could imagine, from nerds and jocks to the goth kids.
I would never vote for this Tracy Flick wannabe because she has the personality of a block of wood. She says stupid things like, "Wow, that slogan is so clever" while referring to the least clever things I've ever seen. Thanks to the fact that she glued a bunch of leaves onto a t-shirt for the tree huggers,
Isaac Mizrahi, looking scary as always, lets the contestants know the fashion show is tomorrow and they must design a dress for a 20-year-old in the style of their clique. If the original Adam West Batman was still on, Isaac would be perfect to play a campy villain.
The Fashion Show is making me feel bad about myself, because first
When Isaac and Kelly review the work, they get Johnny back by comparing him to Fred Flintstone and Tony the Tiger thanks to his odd orange, striped muumuu. This show is like that old riddle about the barber with the awful haircut, because every single outfit being worn by a designer is hideous.
When it's time for the runway show, the designers prove that their clothes do reflect their styles, because just about every outfit is craptastic, though the biggest offender to me is
Top 2:
Isaac wants to make out with Merlin's dress, and I think Fern wants to eat it. Kelly tries to be sassy, but she cannot pull it off. Merlin wins, mostly because this isn't a diction competition.
Bottom 2: Johnny and
Kelly Rowland was insulted by Angel's terrible interpretation of hip hop, and then the judges yell at her for not watching MTV or knowing what hip hop is. That's like finding fault in Johnny for not knowing what lady's undercarriage looks like. Yes, porn is all over the Internet, but that doesn't mean he has to watch it.
Isaac Mizrahi really starts to piss me off when he claims "Fashion design must be consumed, or it is a failure." I've seen enough of those ridiculous avant-garde runway shows to know that the fashion world is the exact opposite of mass consumerism. These judges need to stop pretending that what they do matters at all to anyone.
The Fashion Sow Elimination Time! Isaac Mizrahi claims that it's impossible to claim ignorance of hip hop, so Angel is eliminated. I would like to claim ignorance of Isaac Mizrahi, because he is acting like a total diva beeyotch and I wish I didn't know about him.
Which high school clique did you belong to?
NerdsJocks
Preppies
Tree Huggers
Drama Geeks
Skaters
Goth Kids
Mean Girls
B-Girls
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